Sharks attack around 36 people per year in the United States. Alcohol abuse kills around 75,000 people per year in the United States. We would like to combine those statistics into one awesome product. We present to you the Shark Koozie! Get your guzzle on whilst keeping your beer frosty-cool. Also, this shark koozie make a fantastic beer-thief deterrent! You'd have to be crazy (or want a beer really bad) to stick your hand in this pair of killer (and beer-caressing) jaws.